Sherlock generally can't tell that John's mad at him the usual way (like facial expressions, point-of-view and the like) so John tries a different approach that Sherlock can finally understand. "No! I want to have sex with the nice lady!" "Let's go, John. There's been a murder." Poor John, Sherlock's the ultimate cock blocker and he's not even trying, it's okay John, Sherlock's just keeping you away until you meet the right one, when you meet Mary you'll thank him.
The "I Ship It" Oh goodness. Whenever my two good GUY friends eat together because there isn't enough room at the lunch table, my friends and I start saying I ship it to each other while giving pointed looks to them. They are like, "What?" We shout back, "FANDOM STUFF, DARLINGS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND."
I’m not actually a shipper, but I’ve recently started shipping some random strangers on the buses and in queues. I think my brain was severely and irrevocably damaged by this fandom. Not complaining though.
this is so crazy and awesome and true I think the one with Sherlock ranting about being invisible for cabs just killed me !!! What Sherlock is actually about, too... x) this is all pure awesomeness !!!